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Welcome to El Gringo, casa del Roberto and to La (inserto el bando nombre estas)!

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Whoa. . . trippy. Like the art? Well, go to Felicia's website and see more. Thanks for the pics, lovely!

Welcome to the profound wisdom brought forth by the guru of slacking, Robby. Nah, screw that. It's me! Robby! Welcome to my website and I would like to say welcome and all that good stuff. So yeah. Cool. Enjoy my casa, a little cyber club in which you people can party and kick it all night long. I like to call this place El Gringo, so kick it! Please, free drinks all night long for the ladies and twenty five cent shots for the rest of you! C'mon, get wasted! Bring a friend! And just wait till I build a real, physical El Gringo. Oh, then. . . then shall there be fun and drunkeness constantly.

So, enjoy. And if you need help I'll be at the counter over there. Just pull up a stool and order a shot. Give a good tip or just conversation and focus as everything gets blurry and laugh as everything get's heavy. Giggle! You can! You cyber-drunk! Well, good luck hitting on that girl on the dance floor. Or, for you ladies, that handsome fella over there ordered you a virtual drink. Enjoy! For I am only the bartender, and this is your club, whether it be real or not!

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This is new stuff that I've done. Cool, huh?

So these are the updates to my stuff. Well, kinky. And whenever you happen to return, there might be new stuff, so don't stray too far or my virtual internet ninjaz will come and get you!. . . man that sounded corny. Just forget that last thing.
 
8-4-04
Boom bitch! The second part is up and kickin'. Go read and tell me what ya'll think.
8-1-04
Screw my comp in its digital port. Stupid thing. But I took Garner down till I can do it some justice and put up Mine and Hers, the first part to a new project of mine. Hope you like, and I'll put more up later.
6-18-04
Part 7 is up and the first part to The Great Garner as well. This computer shows all the html and its freakin' me out. Stupid updates from other comps. Well, enjoy.
5-30-04
Part 6 has been up, well act I and act II. Now act III has been added, and it's almost over. So... go check that out. *and as an update to this update, you guys better be grateful. My computer is sucking, so it took a lot of effort to put this out. Enjoy.
4-27-04
Um... part 4's been up for awhile, and now part 5 has joined it. So... read. I said read God dammit!
1-14-04
Okay, guys. Part 3 is up and running.
12-24-03
Well, part 2's up to It's All Ending. That's it. Hey, everyone check out my live journal. Now! www.livejournal.com/users/robolean
12-7-03
Now, I put a new literature section up. It only has one chapter up, but I think you'll enjoy it. Now, I have another chapter coming up, so I hope you'll look forward to it. Well, enjoy it. Or don't. If you don't... screw you. Yeah, screw you.
12-6-06
I put a new song, fixed the site a bit, tried to fix the fuc- I mean disfunctional guestbook and counter, and I added a new section. New link, too, but there's a lot more to add. Oh, I also added a memoir of Robolean. Yes!!!! The progress has been set into motion!
12-4-03
Oh, too late for me. Well, there's a new section, but its nowhere near being interesting yet. So, be patient. Thank you.
11-25-03
Okay, so technically, I didn't update anything, but, I did put a new update notice, so technically, I did update. So there! Ha! Take that you communist mexicans! Yeah! I'm talking to you you cubans!
11-6-03
A year, two days, and three hours has done nothing to my intellect! I am back and in the course of today I will update friends, put new jokes, and critisize something. Oh, be sure of that, friends. Be sure of that!
11-4-02
Hey, I'm back. Sadly, I lost my password forever( or about 63 days to be exact...you nerds) and so I never forget again its ***. Okay thank you. See you lates.
8-9-02
Well, I got serious for a bit because the world we're living in isn't perfect. So, read that if you want to, but if you just wanna joke and have fun, that's cool to. That's why I put it on the bottom of the navigation bar, so you wouldn't see it unless you wanted to. Okay, well, because I grim the whole damn website with glumliness, drink weed and smoke beer!
8-8-02
Hey, Wha'ts up? Nothing. Cool. Hey, I got the jokes up and I'll keep adding. If you want to submit one, then go for it. Well, what are you waiting for? Go laugh! Laugh I say! I said laugh God damn it!
7-25-02
Well, I'm wired and can't sleep, so I'm fixing this shit up. Well, there's a new song section to this website, so check that out, and soon there will be a jokes section for everyone who wants to know as many jokes as me. Well, cool. Laters.
7-20-02
I, Robby, have founded the most glorious website of our time! I hereby declare, free booze and no braws for everyone! (crowd goes wild) and. . . I really need to stop running out of things to say


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