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I'll keep it brief. This. Me. Cool. Enjoy.

Hey! I'm Robby. Basically, I'm a dumbass who somehow was given the power of the internet, so here I am with a website that totally undermines all the internet. Well, me and Nick's. His is pretty bad too. So, yeah. Enjoy. For all you stalkers, I'm fifteen, live in El Paso, gots an awesome girlfriend and a pretty sweet life. My band is packed with talent, except for me, and. . . yeah. Thats about it. So, stop reading this. I ran out of things to say, again. Stop. I'm serious.
Your pissing me off.
I'm just going to stop typing.
I'm serious!
That's i

Did the stalker leave yet? Cool. Well, anyway, I'm here to show you my life. Welcome. Nothing is really out of the ordinary here except the HUGE, MUTATED, EVIL RATS FROM URANUS! But besides that, everythings cool. So, I'll quit my nonsensical ramblings and go on with my life as you read about it. Bye.

Backpacker taking a drink; Size=180 pixels wide
A stranger who left her picture on my website

Chosen Few

This will be my bands little bio. One day, I'll make a whole seperate page for us, but until then. . . Oh, and I'll put a pic here, but until I get one, I'll just leave that girl drinking water right there. And a little known fun fact, that's not water. Its vodca.

My picks:

favorite movies:

The Mothman Prophecies, Say it isn't so, Vanilla Sky, Afrowhores

Favorite Bands and Artists
Sevendust, Godsmack, Eminem, Frank Sinatra, DMX, Korn, Bottlefly
Basically anything, from classical to Techno, from Rap to Rock, and everything in between