Now, I'd like to say that I'm not rascist in the bit. I have tons of friends who are black, I'm half mexican and half
white, and my good friend is japanese. Man, even my girlfriend is black, so don't you dare think I'm discriminitive. In no
way am I promoting rascism and I'm very much against it. But I don't think that "politically correct" is the way to go. I
mean, damn, some things are true, but poeple generalize way too much and blame the whole for the few. Kinda sounds like our
whole structure of civilization, huh? Blaming the whole for the few. But seriously, man. C'mon. Mexicans being greasy,
White people being rascist and serial killing while rednecks screw animals, black people stealing and killing after years
of slavery, and japanese and chinese people having little slongs. . . that's funny. So blow me if you think I 'm racist. Fuck
you if you think I'm prejudiced. I just know how to take a god damned joke if there's no malice in it and no other intent
but laughter. So if you have a good mexican joke, I'll congragulate you and give you one in return. If you have any good joke
for that matter, email it to me and I'll post it. And if you get offended, than maybe you need to take a look around. Racism
is everywhere. The only way to improve from our current position is to poke fun, not contribute to the hate.
Whats the last thing to go through a fly's head when it hits your car?
His ass.
What did the blonde's left thigh say to her right?
Nothing. They never met.
How do you circumsise a redneck?
Why you kick his sisters chin, of course.
How can a redneck mom tell if her daughters on her period?
She can taste blood on her son's dick.
These are about Princess Di, God rest her soul, so consider yourself warned.
What does DIANA stand for?
Died in a nasty accident.
What was the last thing to go through her head before she died?
The radiator.
Did you hear about Princess Di on the radio? The dashboard? The steering wheel?
Hey, Stevie Wonder has a new house. It has balconies everywhere, takes up 102 sq. acres and has a huge swimming pool.
Have you seen it?
Neither has he.
What has 138 legs and 7 teeth?
The front row at a Garth Brooks concert.
Why don't fat black women wear Malcom X t-shirts anymore?
Helicopters kept landing on them.
What do you call mexican's in an airplane?
Air pollution.
What do you call a school bus with mexican kids in it?
A greasy twinky.
What does a redneck get after a few twinkies, a few beers, and sweet talk?
His sister.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
Ones plastic and harmful to children. The other carries groceries.
What's small, brown, and often found in children's underpants?
Michael Jackson's hand.
How can you tell if Michael Jackson's having an orgy?
The big wheels parked outside.
What's the difference between a politician and a bucket of shit?
The bucket.
Why don't you hit a black person on a bike.
It might be your bike.
Why do mexican's have tamales for christmas?
so they can have something to unwrap.
What do you call a bunch of black children in a school bus?
A twinkie with raisins
What do you say when you see your TV floating around at night?
You say, "drop my TV nigga!"
How do you make five pounds of fat look good?
Put a nipple on it.
What do two lesbians do on their period?
Finger paint.
How do you get four gay guys to sit on a stool?
Turn it upside down.
