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The shit we go through. . .

The stories CNN doesn't want you to know about. . .


Well, hey. Here's the news dealing with the band, its members, or just something that I wanted to put here.
 
8-12-02
Hey! The great Bob here, and I just wanted to say that the band will commence practice hopefully tommorrow witht the return of their singer. Well, although in some turmoil over disagreements between some members *couch*ryanandnick*cough*, Chosen Few will hopefully rehearse new songs as early as the 13th.
 
8-6-02
 Well, it turns out that every band and their mothers have chosen the name Chosen Few as their own and have made us seem like biters. Well, screw them. To all Chosen Few fans (ours, not their's), when encountering the fake bands simply parading as the Chosen Few, please feel free to do one or more of the following: kill, beat, hurt, destroy, decimate, castrate, cripple, kick, bury, or insult them. Well, there will soon be a poll where you people could vote for new names, or just to keep our old one force them to choose another one.
 
11-04-02
Well, we have no drummer. Thank you. That is all.